DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. ーWhat's the difference between a bartender and a pharmacist? "Nothing, the bartender just has a limited selection." ーWhat do West Virginians do when their car breaks down? "Build a house next to it." ーWhy were the blonde's boobs square? "Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box." ーTwo former classmates meet at a reunion. The first proclaims, "I'm a garbage man." "I'm a lawyer," replies the second. "Honest?" asks the first. ""No, just the normal kind," says the lawyer." ーI come from a small town where the population never changes. "Each time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.